SIDE 1

TRACY

Detention! Is there no pity for a teen just trying to fit in?

SEAWEED

Maybe you oughtn t try so hard?

TRACY

Excuse me. You get detention just about every time I do, and I ve never seen you complain.

SEAWEED

Oh, but I do. This is my way of complaining.

(SEAWEED turns on a small transistor radio. #9  DETENTION TO HOP (PART 1) begins. The music starts and he does a soulful little dance.)

TRACY

Hey, that move s swift.

SEAWEED

(another step)

Here s a little something-something signified to say,  Hello, my name s Seaweed J. Stubbs, and what s yours, baby?

TRACY

That s unbelievable. Can I do that?

SEAWEED

I don t know. Can you?

(TRACY and SEAWEED dance together.)