Script

Audition Central: Captain Louie JR.

Script: Ziggy/Monster

SIDE 1

MOUSE (ROBERTA)

Well, you heard the news. We've got the fix. Louie's comin' in, right now.
 

FLOWER (ARCHIE)

But tonight?
 

MONSTER (ZIGGY)

That's right, Boss. Tonight, of all nights?
 

FLOWER (ARCHIE)

Won't it mess up the plan?
 

MOUSE (ROBERTA)

Au contraire, boys, au contraire. Can you think of a better night?

FLOWER (ARCHIE)

Mouse is right. He'll never know what hit him.

BROOM (AMY)

We'll spring the trap, as soon as he drops in.

MONSTER (ZIGGY)

And he's dropping right into the old neighborhood.

MOUSE (ROBERTA)

We'll have the laugh on Louie tonight, for sure.

MONSTER (ZIGGY)

(giggles)&
He& he& he

MOUSE (ROBERTA)

(very serious)
All right! There's no time to lose. You guys know what to do.

BROOM (AMY)

Errr. No.

SIDE 2

LOUIE

Archie, how do you think that makes Ziggy feel?
 

ZIGGY

It's all right, Lou. Maybe we shouldn't go to my place.
 

LOUIE

It's gotta be all right with you there.
 

ZIGGY

Look, I won't feel bad, honest. And besides, it's way out of the way.
 

ROBERTA

It's not that far& and we can hit all the places around here on our way back home.
 

ARCHIE

And we're going all together& right guys?
 

ZIGGY

I don't think it's such a good idea.
 

ROBERTA

I say it's a great idea& What's say we vote on it. Everyone who says, "It's a great idea," say "Aye."
 

ALL EXCEPT ZIGGY

(ad-lib)
Aye!& Got my vote! I'm for Ziggy's& Etc.

ROBERTA

It's decided then.

ZIGGY

I say nothin's decided.