Audition Central: Captain Louie JR.
Script: Ziggy/Monster
SIDE 1
Well, you heard the news. We've got the fix. Louie's comin' in, right now.
But tonight?
That's right, Boss. Tonight, of all nights?
Won't it mess up the plan?
Au contraire, boys, au contraire. Can you think of a better night?
Mouse is right. He'll never know what hit him.
We'll spring the trap, as soon as he drops in.
And he's dropping right into the old neighborhood.
We'll have the laugh on Louie tonight, for sure.
(giggles)&
He& he& he
(very serious)
All right! There's no time to lose. You guys know what to do.
Errr. No.
SIDE 2
Archie, how do you think that makes Ziggy feel?
It's all right, Lou. Maybe we shouldn't go to my place.
It's gotta be all right with you there.
Look, I won't feel bad, honest. And besides, it's way out of the way.
It's not that far& and we can hit all the places around here on our way back home.
And we're going all together& right guys?
I don't think it's such a good idea.
I say it's a great idea& What's say we vote on it. Everyone who says, "It's a great idea," say "Aye."
(ad-lib)
Aye!& Got my vote! I'm for Ziggy's& Etc.
It's decided then.
I say nothin's decided.