Script

Audition Central: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang JR.

Script: Lord Scrumptious

LORD SCRUMPTIOUS

Good morning, Truly.


TRULY

Daddy, this is Mr. Potts and he's invented something.

LORD SCRUMPTIOUS

I'm hoping it's not a sweet.

TRULY

Daddy, please.


LORD SCRUMPTIOUS

Very well, you have exactly twenty seconds.

(LORD SCRUMPTIOUS removes a pocket watch and tracks the time.)

POTTS

Thank you. Well sir, the fundamental novelty of this particular brand of confectionery is its musical quality-

LORD SCRUMPTIOUS

Ten seconds-


POTTS

By placing one's fingers over the holes.

LORD SCRUMPTIOUS

Five-


POTTS

And blowing thusly-

LORD SCRUMPTIOUS

(before POTTS can blow into the candy)

Too late! Goodbye Mr. Potts.

TRULY

Daddy, listen. Go ahead, Mr. Potts.