Audition Central: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang JR.
Script: Lord Scrumptious
LORD SCRUMPTIOUS
Good morning, Truly.
TRULY
Daddy, this is Mr. Potts and he's invented something.
LORD SCRUMPTIOUS
I'm hoping it's not a sweet.
TRULY
Daddy, please.
LORD SCRUMPTIOUS
Very well, you have exactly twenty seconds.
(LORD SCRUMPTIOUS removes a pocket watch and tracks the time.)
POTTS
Thank you. Well sir, the fundamental novelty of this particular brand of confectionery is its musical quality-
LORD SCRUMPTIOUS
Ten seconds-
POTTS
By placing one's fingers over the holes.
LORD SCRUMPTIOUS
Five-
POTTS
And blowing thusly-
LORD SCRUMPTIOUS
(before POTTS can blow into the candy)
Too late! Goodbye Mr. Potts.
TRULY
Daddy, listen. Go ahead, Mr. Potts.