Script
Audition Central: Legally Blonde The Musical JR.
Script: Featured Ensemble
GAELEN
Shut up! Elle? Shut up! Warner? Shut up! Engaged? Omigod!
SALESWOMAN
(evil)
Oh, blondes make commission so easy.
(The SALESWOMAN rips a sale tag off a dress and swoops down on ELLE.)
(sunny)
Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in; it's perfect for a blonde.
ELLE
Right, with a half-loop stitch on china silk?
SALESWOMAN
Uh huh.
ELLE
But the thing is, you can't use a half-loop stitch on china silk. It'll pucker. And you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last May's Vogue.