Script
Audition Central: Legally Blonde The Musical JR.
Script: Admission Officers
SIDE 1
WINTHROP
So, Harvard Law grants acceptance to Adam Cohen and Sundeep Padamadan.
LOWELL
Outstanding
WINTHROP
And now "Ms. Elle Woods."
(confused)
...who was kind enough to send in... a headshot.
PFORZHEIMER
It says here she has a 4.0 average.
WINTHROP
Yes, in fashion merchandising.
LOWELL
And she got a 175 on her LSATS...
PFORZHEIMER
There's also a letter of recommendation from Oprah Winfrey.
WINTHROP
I'm not arguing Ms. Woods is entirely unqualified, but she didn't bother sending in a personal essay...