Script
Audition Central: The Music Man KIDS
Script: Tommy Djilas
MAYOR SHINN
That man is a spellbinder. I want his credentials.
(TOMMY tries to run away. HAROLD stops him and brings him to the CONSTABLE).
CONSTABLE
Thank you, Professor.
TOMMY
Jeazle Petes, lemme go.
MAYOR SHINN
You watch your frazalogy. And stay away from my oldest girl. Hill, I’ll talk to you Monday morning about this band thing.
(aside to CONSTABLE)
I want that spellbinder’s credentials.
(MAYOR SHINN exits.)
HAROLD
Constable. I’ll be responsible for the boy.
(looks around)
Oh, young lady. What’s your name?
ZANEETA
Zaneeta. I don’t have any idea you was beckoning me. Ye Gads.
HAROLD
Tommy, this is Zaneeta. Escort the young lady home – by way of the candy kitchen.
(HAROLD slyly passes TOMMY a few coins.)
TOMMY
(excited)
Do I hafta?
HAROLD
You hafta.
TOMMY
Yes sir!
ZANEETA
Ye Gads.