Script

Audition Central: Hairspray JR.

Script: Amber Von Tussle

SIDE

AMBER

Well, well, well, Tracy Tugboat, you finally found a title you could win: Miss Detention!
 

LINK

Knock it off, Amber.
 

TRACY

Amber Von Tussle, you have acne of the soul.

(#17  SCATTER DODGEBALL begins.)
 

GYM TEACHER

Students... Commence!

(And with a shrill whistle the game begins. Everything moves in slow motion. AMBER gets the ball and throws it at TRACY.)
 

AMBER

Eat dodgeball, Tracy!

(AMBER viciously snaps the ball right into TRACY s head. TRACY crumples to the ground, knocked out. A whistle blows. Back to regular time.)
 

GYM TEACHER

Game over.
(The school bell rings.)
Class dismissed!

(The GIRLS and GYM TEACHER exit.)
 

AMBER

Poor Tracy. So tragic, I forgot to cry. Are you coming, Link?
 

LINK

Amber, that wasn t necessary.

AMBER

I said, are you coming, Link?
 

LINK

In a minute.
 

AMBER

I ll be waiting.