Script

SIDE

PENNY

Plastic little spastic.

TRACY

Oh, no! Look! She s wearing Link Larkin s council ring!

(#4  THE NEW GIRL IN TOWN begins.)

AMBER

Hey, gang, I want to be your Miss Teenage Hairspray. Remember, a vote for me from you is a vote for me.

CORNY

Hey teenage Baltimore. Wanna be one of the nicest kids in town? Cut school tomorrow and come on down to station WZZT to audition!

TRACY

It s a dream of a lifetime. I have to go audition.

PENNY

It s a dream of a lifetime. I have to go watch you audition.

EDNA

(snapping off the TV)

No one is auditioning for anything.

PENNY

But Mrs. Turnblad...

EDNA

Penny, go tell your mother she wants you.

PENNY

She does? I better hurry. Bye, Mrs. Turnblad. Bye, Tracy.