Script
Audition Central: The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley JR.
Script: Hollywood Assistants
Outta my way kid, I got people to see, movies to pitch, stars to shine.
(The HOLLYWOOD AGENT and ASSISTANTS push past STANLEY in a hurry.)
Oh, sorry.
(stopping suddenly)
Did you just see a flat kid?
What?
Hold the phone!
Everyone, stay calm, take a looksie.
(The HOLLYWOOD AGENT and ASSISTANTS turn towards STANLEY)
It's a flat kid alright, it's official. I have now seen it all. Get me the Ripley's Believe it Or Not! people on the phone they gotta see this
(The HOLLYWOOD AGENT begins to exit.)
Wait! I'm Stanley Lambchop, and I'm new in town
'Course you are.
I was sent here via airmail.
And I thought the bus was rough. Ha!
I was wondering if
(interrupting)
I could make you a star?!
Actually, I just need directions
Do you have any idea to whom you are speaking?
No...
Let's just say if it weren't for this person right here, SpongeBob would still be wearing round pants.
Wow.
And Hannah'd still be in Montana.
You did that?
You betcha.
(The HOLLYWOOD AGENT circles STANLEY looking intently)
You know what I see in you, kid?
No, what?