Audition Central: Captain Louie JR.

Script: Archie/Flower

MOUSE (ROBERTA)

That's it. We've got him, now. Broom, where are the others?

(FLOWER (ARCHIE), MONSTER (ZIGGY), and SACK (CAT) enter.)
 

BROOM (AMY)

Here they are, boss. Monster, Flower, did you hear?
 

SACK (CAT)

Meow!
 

BROOM (AMY)

That's right, Sack. It's Louie!

(BROOM (AMY), FLOWER (ARCHIE), and MONSTER (ZIGGY) talking over each other.)
 

MONSTER (ZIGGY)

You sure?
 

FLOWER (ARCHIE)

Louie?
 

MONSTER (ZIGGY)

Tonight?
 

FLOWER (ARCHIE)

Can't be, what'll we do now?
 

SACK (CAT)

Meow!
 

BROOM (AMY)

That's what I've been trying to tell you&
 

MOUSE (ROBERTA)

CHILL OUT!

(They all freeze with their attention on MOUSE (ROBERTA).)
 

MOUSE (ROBERTA)

Well, you heard the news. We've got the fix. Louie's comin' in, right now.
 

FLOWER (ARCHIE)

But tonight?
 

MONSTER (ZIGGY)

That's right, Boss. Tonight, of all nights?
 

FLOWER (ARCHIE)

Won't it mess up the plan?
 

MOUSE (ROBERTA)

Au contraire, boys, au contraire. Can you think of a better night?

FLOWER (ARCHIE)

Mouse is right. He'll never know what hit him.

BROOM (AMY)

We'll spring the trap, as soon as he drops in.

MONSTER (ZIGGY)

And he's dropping right into the old neighborhood.

MOUSE (ROBERTA)

We'll have the laugh on Louie tonight, for sure.

MONSTER (ZIGGY)

(giggles)&
He& he& he

MOUSE (ROBERTA)

(very serious)
All right! There's no time to lose. You guys know what to do.

BROOM (AMY)

Errr. No.