Script

Audition Central: Disney's The Aristocats KIDS

Script: Duchess

SIDE 1

DUCHESS

All right now, darlings. Time for your lessons. Line up.

(MARIE moves to the front of the ARISTOKITTEN line.)
 

MARIE

Me first, me first!
 

BERLIOZ

Why should you be first?
 

MARIE

Because I'm a lady.
 

TOULOUSE

You're not a lady, you're a sister.
 

BERLIOZ

Mama!
 

DUCHESS

No shouting, Kittens. Use your inside voices.
 

BERLIOZ

But Marie cut in line!
 

MARIE

Ladies do not "cut" - they deserve to be in front.
 

TOULOUSE

That's cheating!
 

MARIE

Ladies do not cheat. They get their way.
 

TOULOUSE, BERLIOZE

Mama!
 

DUCHESS

Now Kittens, you must not fight.
 

TOULOUSE

But someday we might have to fight some tough Alley Cats, ike the ones we saw today...

(shadow-clawing)
Meow-fft! Meow-fft!
 

DUCHESS

Toulouse! Aristocats do not fight. Aristocats behave like ladies and gentlemen.
 

TOULOUSE

Yes, Mama.
 

DUCHESS

Now, it's time for music practice.
 

TOULOUSE, BERLIOZ

But Mama!
 

DUCHESS

It's important to have a well rounded education. You never know when a knowledge of music might come in handy.

(MARIE sticks out her tongue at TOULOUSE and BERLIOZ. DUCHESS lifts her paws, as a conductor.)
 

SIDE 2

DUCHESS

It's just... well, I've never actually spoken to an Alley Cat before.
 

O'MALLEY

What's wrong with Alley Cats?
 

DUCHESS

Don't you steal your food from garbage cans?
 

O'MALLEY

So what? I never took nothing from someone who would miss it. You know, not all cats get their meals on a silver platter.
 

DUCHESS

Is it my fault that I have an owner who loves me and takes care of me?
 

O'MALLEY

If she takes such great care of you, why don't you ask her for help.

(O'MALLEY turns away.)
 

DUCHESS

Wait! I'm sorry. That was very rude of me. Can we start again? My name is Duchess.
 

O'MALLEY

Duchess... beautiful!
 

DUCHESS

And who are you?
 

O'MALLEY

Who am I? Who am I?

(calling offstage)
Boys

(The ALLEY CATS enter.)