Audition Central: Into the Woods JR.
Script: Mysterious Man
SIDE 1
BAKER
Wait. I didn't say-
(JACK exits; BAKER looks at money.)
Five gold pieces! With this money I could buy baking supplies for a year. I could buy a new thatched roof and a new chimney.
(MYSTERIOUS MAN appears from nowhere.)
MYSTERIOUS MAN
But could you buy yourself a child?
BAKER
(startled)
Who are you?
MYSTERIOUS MAN
How badly do you wish a child? Five gold pieces? Ten? Twenty?
BAKER
I've not thought to put a price on it.
MYSTERIOUS MAN
Exactly.
(MYSTERIOUS MAN walks over and takes the gold away.)
The money is not what's important. What's important is that your wish be honored.
(MYSTERIOUS MAN goes around a tree and disappears; BAKER begins darting around trees looking for him.)
BAKER
Come back here! Give me back-
(BAKER sees BAKER'S WIFE, who enters from around
another tree.)
What are you doing here now?
SIDE 2
(BAKER'S WIFE drops to the ground and searches for the bean.)
CINDERELLA
I've already given up one shoe this evening. My feet cannot bear to give up another.
(CINDERELLA begins to leave.)
BAKER'S WIFE
(rising)
I need that shoe to have a child!
CINDERELLA
That makes no sense!
(We hear rumblings from the distance.)
BAKER'S WIFE
Does it make sense that you're running from a prince?
STEWARD
(offstage)
Stop!
BAKER'S WIFE
Here. Take my shoes. You'll run faster.
(BAKER'S WIFE gives CINDERELLA her shoes and takes the golden slipper. CINDERELLA puts on the shoes and exits quickly. STEWARD bounds onstage and looks about.)
STEWARD
Who was that woman?
BAKER'S WIFE
I do not know, sir.
STEWARD
Lying will cost you your life!
(BAKER enters with another cow.)
BAKER
I've the cow.
BAKER'S WIFE
(sees the cow; excited, to BAKER)
The slipper!
(holds up slipper)
We've all four!
(BAKER'S WIFE)
(BAKER'S WIFE runs to BAKER; STEWARD takes the slipper as she passes.)
STEWARD
I will give this to the Prince and we will search the kingdom tomorrow for the maiden who will fit this shoe.
BAKER'S WIFE
(grabs the slipper)
It's mine.
(BAKER'S WIFE and STEWARD begin to struggle. MYSTERIOUS MAN comes from around a tree.)
BAKER'S WIFE
(struggling)
I don't care if this costs me my life-
MYSTERIOUS MAN
(simultaneously)
Give her the slipper and all will-
(CINDERELLA'S PRINCE races onstage.)
CINDERELLA'S PRINCE
I've the maiden's slipper.
(CINDERELLA'S PRINCE produces another slipper.)
STEWARD
And sir, I have succeeded in obtaining the other slipper!
MYSTERIOUS MAN
(to STEWARD)
Give them the slipper, and all will come to a happy end.
STEWARD
Shut up!