Script
Audition Central: Singin' in the Rain JR.
Script: Miss Dinsmore and the Teacher
LINA
(impossibly nasal and flat, but totally unaware of anything wrong)
Ta-tay-tee-toe-too.
MISS DINSMORE
No, no, Miss Lamont. Rrround tones. Rrround tones. Now, let me hear you rrread your line.
LINA
(very flat on the “an” sounds)
“And I can’t stan’ ‘im.”
MISS DINSMORE
“And I cahn’t stand him.”
LINA
“And I can’t stan’ ‘im.”
MISS DINSMORE
“Cahn’t!”
LINA
“Can’t”
MISS DINSMORE
“Caaahn’t!”
LINA
(like a goat bleating)
“Caaaan’t.”