Audition Central: The Music Man SR.

Script: Oliver Hix

EWART DUNLOP

How can it be raining? Didn't the Gazette predict fair?
 

JACEY SQUIRES

Sure did, Ewart, that's why we all prepared for a storm.
 

OLIN BRITT

The Gazette is acc'r't most a'the time and you know it, Jacey.
 

OLIVER HIX

You wouldn't last very long in the bankin business bein' accur't most a'the time.

(A verbal free-for-all is under way)
 

SHINN

Will you members of the School Board stop bicker'n in public?
 

OLIN

All in the world that I said was -
 

SHINN

(Hastily)
Never mind!