Script
Audition Central: Oliver! JR.
Script: Mr. Bumble
SIDE 1
MATRON
Pardon me Mr. Bumble, Widow Corney-
WIDOW CORNEY
What's the matter?
MATRON
It's old Sally, ma'am. She says she's got something to tell you that must be heard. She's not got long and she'll never die quiet till you listen, ma'am.
WIDOW CORNEY
Well what is it?
(The MATRON brings OLD SALLY forward.)
OLD SALLY
In this very workhouse I once nursed a pretty young creature that I brought in from the cold. She gave birth to a boy and... died. Let me think, what was the year again?
MR. BUMBLE
Never mind the year, what about her?
OLD SALLY
I robbed her. The only thing she had of any worth, it was round her neck and it was gold.
WIDOW CORNEY
Gold? What of it?
OLD SALLY
This is it. The locket. It's my belief she came from a rich family.
(WIDOW CORNEY grabs the locket from OLD SALLY's neck.)
WIDOW CORNEY
The boy's name?
OLD SALLY
He's called... he's called...
(speaking as she dies)
Oliver.
WIDOW CORNEY, MR. BUMBLE
Oliver?
WIDOW CORNEY
We must retrieve that boy, Mr. Bumble.
MR. BUMBLE
We must indeed, ma'am. We must indeed.
END
SIDE 2
MR. SOWERBERRY
If you don't mind! Cash upon liking, Mr. Bumble! Cash upon liking!
(calls off to MRS. SOWERBERRY)
Mrs. Sowerberry!
(MRS. SOWERBERRY enters.)
MRS. SOWERBERRY
What is it you want? What is it? Oh, Mr. Bumble!
MR. SOWERBERRY
My dear, I have told Mr. Bumble that we may consider taking in this boy to help in the shop.
MRS. SOWERBERRY
Dear me! He's very small.
(OLIVER goes onto tip-toe.)
MR. BUMBLE
Yes, he is rather small - there's no denying it. But he'll grow, Mrs. Sowerberry - he'll grow.
(MRS. SOWERBERRY examines OLIVER doubtfully.)
MRS. SOWERBERRY
I dare say he will, on our vittles and our drink. They're a waste of time, these workhouse boys. They always cost more to keep than what they're worth. What's your name, boy?
OLIVER
Oliver. Oliver Twist, ma'am.
MRS. SOWERBERRY
An orphan then, Mr. Bumble?
MR. BUMBLE
Indeed Mrs. Sowerberry. The child's mother came to us destitute... brings the child into the world... takes one look at him... and promptly dies without leaving so much as a forwarding name and address.
MRS. SOWERBERRY
Very well then, junior coffin-follower... that's your job... have you eaten yet?
END