SIDE 2

 

Is this some kind of sick joke? They didn't even audition! Someone's got to tell that new girl the rules.

Right. Rule Number One:

(SHARPAY lays down the Five Rules of Successful Cliquedom, as if the whole school were listening:)

Pick the right clique.

Two:

Act like your clique.

Three:

Dress for your clique.

Four:

Know where your clique clicks.

And Rule Number Five:

Stick to the status quo!

END