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TURKEY FARMER

You there, Potts the inventor! Did you invent that hair-cutting machine?

POTTS

No.


TURKEY FARMER

That's a shame, because I want to buy it.

POTTS

I meant no in the sense of... yes.

TURKEY FARMER

What do you want for it?

POTTS

Thirty shillings.

TURKEY FARMER

Done.

(They shake hands.)

POTTS

I should warn you, it's still in the experimental stage.

TURKEY FARMER

I don't want it for cutting hair, I want it for plucking turkeys.

POTTS

Plucking turkeys?

TURKEY FARMER

Yes. I'm a turkey farmer. And with your machine I can pluck 'em and cook 'em all in one go. There you are, thirty shillings. And I call it a bargain.