Script
Audition Central: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang JR.
Script: Miss Phillips
POTTS
Excuse me?
MISS PHILLIPS
There are no vacancies. Goodbye.
POTTS
But, I've invented a sweet, so if you would please inform Lord Scrumptious-
MISS PHILLIPS
Appointments are scheduled on the third Monday of every month. You're welcome to schedule an appointment to schedule an appointment, but not until next Thursday when appointments for appointments are scheduled.
POTTS
How on earth does anything get done around here?
MISS PHILLIPS
By appointment.