Script

SIDE 1

MR. MAYOR

JoJo!


I’m the Mayor of Who. Why, I’ve just been elected.

And upright behavior is thus forth expected.

MRS. MAYOR

We’ve just had a talk with your teachers today— And they didn’t have one single good thing to say!

MR. MAYOR

Your Thinks were so wild they disrupted your classes.

MRS. MAYOR

And made Mrs. Mackel-Who drop her new glasses.

MR. MAYOR

Now Horton has found us. We’re safe on a clover. But clearly our troubles are far, far from over.

MRS. MAYOR

We don’t mean to scold you. We love you, oh, yes, dear. But couldn’t you try thinking just a bit less, dear?