Average looks and build, he is a dreamer who idolizes Oscar Wilde. He is in love with Robbie but wrestles with his sexuality throughout the story.

Alfie's sister who cares deeply for him, but finds him odd. She is socially and morally conservative.

The local butcher who is the usual star of Alfie's productions and boasts an ego about it. The most socially and morally conservative member of the community. Also plays the role of Oscar Wilde.

Alfie's coworker and closest friend. He is charming, honest and likeable.

A girl new to Alfie's bus route who he thinks will be perfect for his play. She is a young, sweet, "small-town" girl who is wise beyond her years.

The company set designer.

Robbie's married lover and the mother of three children.

Also known as James Michael O'Shea, he is the resident stage manager at St. Imelda's. He lost his wife early in life.

The company costume designer.